View Full Version : You might be a linux redneck if ..


Estaban
1st April 2005, 01:18 AM
* You're 'fixin' to install the latest version of the kernel.

* You wear a Stetson when you're programming.

* You have a SKOAL Can in your CD-ROM Drive.

* Your root password is "Bubba".

* Your outgoing FAXes, using efax of course, have tobacco stains on them.

* You paint Penguins on the M$ Keys on your Keyboard.

* You think legal game for the Hunting Season should include M$ employees.

* You belong to the Texas A&M LINUX Users Group.

* You shop for computer parts at WAL-MART.

* You donate money to "Save the Penguins".

* You have a spit cup hanging from your computer.

* You overclock Pentium IIIs to start your barbecue grill.

* You close your computer case with duct tape.

* Your PostgreSQL Database comprises Moonshine Recipes.

* You have a DVD Burner and a GFX Card with TV-out to record HEE HAW episodes.

* You hang fuzzy dice on your monitor.

* You use an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.

* The bumper sticker on your truck reads "My other computer is a laptop".

* You have an NRA Sticker featuring a Penguin on your computer.

* You have a Daisy Duke Screen Saver.

* You change your Mouse Pointer Icon from an arrow to a Penguin with a beer bottle.

* Your computer is offended by your BO.

* Your computer chair is a camoflauge color.

* You think Bill Gates is a damn yankee because he lives up north.

* You think that M$ software just "ain't right".

* You have an"Elvis lives!" decal on your computer.

* Your computer has a rifle rack.

* You have a Penguin waving a Confederate Flag painted on your computer.

* You have your computer up on blocks.

* You think twisted means barbed wire.

* You use Deer antlers as cable organizers.

* Your joystick doubles as a Hat Rack.

* You go looking in the woods when users tell you they can't find pine or elm.

* You have a bumper stick that says, "Tux is my Co-pilot".

* You have a sign on your fence that says, "Beware of Tux".

Imakuni?
1st April 2005, 03:15 AM
Ooo! Ooh! i have a few!

*You think Windows is something you open during the summer
*You are mad because there is no Deer Hunter for Linux
*Your homepage is RoadKillCafe.com
*Your wallpaper is Daisy Duke
*Your keyboard is yellow from all the smoke
*You cook food on your overheated AMD processor
*Your keyboard smells like beer

Estaban
1st April 2005, 10:26 AM
Hey ! What's wrong wit mah keeyboard 'eh?
http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac40867/Images/Nasty%20keyboard.jpg
:D

Imakuni?
2nd April 2005, 02:10 AM
Estaban, I dont smoke, but I know that is wrong just by looking at it

Moparx
2nd April 2005, 04:40 AM
Hey ! What's wrong wit mah keeyboard 'eh?
http://webpages.csus.edu/~sac40867/Images/Nasty%20keyboard.jpg
:D

* cries for any and all hardware sitting within that room * :*(

Estaban
2nd April 2005, 01:35 PM
hehe, that's not my keyboard. It's some ancient picture I found online. My real keyboard is at http://www.vbulletin-fans.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2320

Trent
15th July 2005, 11:37 PM
Wow, it would be creepy to be the person with that keyboard, the one with tobacco on it, not your's Estaban

teamrocketman
20th July 2005, 02:55 AM
I dunno, Estaban's might be freaky. Mine is a ghetto keyboard. It has Top Ramen stuck between some of the keys.