Estaban
1st April 2005, 01:18 AM
* You're 'fixin' to install the latest version of the kernel.
* You wear a Stetson when you're programming.
* You have a SKOAL Can in your CD-ROM Drive.
* Your root password is "Bubba".
* Your outgoing FAXes, using efax of course, have tobacco stains on them.
* You paint Penguins on the M$ Keys on your Keyboard.
* You think legal game for the Hunting Season should include M$ employees.
* You belong to the Texas A&M LINUX Users Group.
* You shop for computer parts at WAL-MART.
* You donate money to "Save the Penguins".
* You have a spit cup hanging from your computer.
* You overclock Pentium IIIs to start your barbecue grill.
* You close your computer case with duct tape.
* Your PostgreSQL Database comprises Moonshine Recipes.
* You have a DVD Burner and a GFX Card with TV-out to record HEE HAW episodes.
* You hang fuzzy dice on your monitor.
* You use an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
* The bumper sticker on your truck reads "My other computer is a laptop".
* You have an NRA Sticker featuring a Penguin on your computer.
* You have a Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
* You change your Mouse Pointer Icon from an arrow to a Penguin with a beer bottle.
* Your computer is offended by your BO.
* Your computer chair is a camoflauge color.
* You think Bill Gates is a damn yankee because he lives up north.
* You think that M$ software just "ain't right".
* You have an"Elvis lives!" decal on your computer.
* Your computer has a rifle rack.
* You have a Penguin waving a Confederate Flag painted on your computer.
* You have your computer up on blocks.
* You think twisted means barbed wire.
* You use Deer antlers as cable organizers.
* Your joystick doubles as a Hat Rack.
* You go looking in the woods when users tell you they can't find pine or elm.
* You have a bumper stick that says, "Tux is my Co-pilot".
* You have a sign on your fence that says, "Beware of Tux".
* You wear a Stetson when you're programming.
* You have a SKOAL Can in your CD-ROM Drive.
* Your root password is "Bubba".
* Your outgoing FAXes, using efax of course, have tobacco stains on them.
* You paint Penguins on the M$ Keys on your Keyboard.
* You think legal game for the Hunting Season should include M$ employees.
* You belong to the Texas A&M LINUX Users Group.
* You shop for computer parts at WAL-MART.
* You donate money to "Save the Penguins".
* You have a spit cup hanging from your computer.
* You overclock Pentium IIIs to start your barbecue grill.
* You close your computer case with duct tape.
* Your PostgreSQL Database comprises Moonshine Recipes.
* You have a DVD Burner and a GFX Card with TV-out to record HEE HAW episodes.
* You hang fuzzy dice on your monitor.
* You use an AOL CD-ROM as a coaster for your beer.
* The bumper sticker on your truck reads "My other computer is a laptop".
* You have an NRA Sticker featuring a Penguin on your computer.
* You have a Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
* You change your Mouse Pointer Icon from an arrow to a Penguin with a beer bottle.
* Your computer is offended by your BO.
* Your computer chair is a camoflauge color.
* You think Bill Gates is a damn yankee because he lives up north.
* You think that M$ software just "ain't right".
* You have an"Elvis lives!" decal on your computer.
* Your computer has a rifle rack.
* You have a Penguin waving a Confederate Flag painted on your computer.
* You have your computer up on blocks.
* You think twisted means barbed wire.
* You use Deer antlers as cable organizers.
* Your joystick doubles as a Hat Rack.
* You go looking in the woods when users tell you they can't find pine or elm.
* You have a bumper stick that says, "Tux is my Co-pilot".
* You have a sign on your fence that says, "Beware of Tux".